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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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