Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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