- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A women in the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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