Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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