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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

angelosnyder is not gay

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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