"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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