- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

WOMENS RIGHTS

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A women in the kitchen.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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