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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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