A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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