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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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