What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call a black man? A person

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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