what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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PEANIS!

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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