- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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