Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

School

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

tims sty:)

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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