What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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