- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

butt sex

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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