- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

There was an american man on the way to work.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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