What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Hillary Clinton

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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