hey John will you make some copies

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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