Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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