Wats rong with yo leg.....

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

you are a åsshole :)

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

"knock knock" "Come in"

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

A man sat on a chair

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

acualy is dolan

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

You see how lame this is?

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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