There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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