A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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The Game.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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