What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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this is not a joke

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Anti Joke

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