A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Smart Blondes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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