Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Dick spice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What is a question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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