A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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the your face joke

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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