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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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