- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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