- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

A seal walks into a club.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Star Wars

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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