Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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I came.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Hey Caleb.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Communism

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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