- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Women

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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