- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats better than shoes feet

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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