- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Women's rights

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

memes

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

dead babies

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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