How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Pavel Novak

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Hi poop!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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you just lost the game!

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Your mom goes to college

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Anti Joke

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