whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Rick Perry.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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hi my name is? joe

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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