Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Military intelligence.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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