Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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http://www.com/

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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