What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Anti Joke

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