Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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democracy

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