obama is a good president

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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