Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Go away still nothing to see

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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marshal sterio had sex

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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