Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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