Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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