- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

hey you like pizza? whatever...

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What do I hate? people

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Cleveland winning something

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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