I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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kk

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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I Love Hitler.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Burp

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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