Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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