Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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My kids are mistakes.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Men

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William wright is Gay

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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