- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

involved parents.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Get in the Batmobile.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Hi

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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