What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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