- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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