whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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