What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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