Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Ass

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Penis

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Anti Joke

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