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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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