Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Pinus Testicles

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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