- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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