Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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