- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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