Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

My friend harris is fat.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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