never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Anti Joke

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