Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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